Dr. Steiners Dance Studios
America's only dance center for grace-challenged dancers
When you visit a show or watch the TV, do you ever think "Gee, I wish I could dance like those guys. Trouble is I'm a real dunce at dancing - I even bend the floorboards going to the bathroom. I do wish I could dance well!"?

YOU CAN DANCE WELL!
Everyone can dance. True, some of us need to train a little harder than others but everyone can do it. We are all born with rhythm but often lose these inherently human abilities with age. Just think of young children - they always seem to to be capable of dance. Why? BECAUSE IT'S NATURAL!
Doctor Steiner's patent dance method will help you dance like you never dreamed you could. Why, in just five, yes 5, lessons you could be dancing the interlude from Swan Lake.
Dr. Steiner has been teaching his special method since 1912 and had thousands of happy students, some of whom have gone on to be household names.
What some of our students have said:
Domas Toss Before I met Dr Steiner I didn't have any bottle and used to hang around in the bathroom. Now I feel free and can clean up any dance floor. I am really flushed with success and I owe it all to Dr Steiner.
Nell L. le-Fant I am rather large boned and also have a large nose. Before I met Dr. Steiner all I could do was circus work. After I met him I was able to pack my trunk and run away from the circus and I have never looked back!
G. Bush I have a very important job and sometimes have difficulty relaxing, what with all those foreign third-world visitors I get. It was one of them, Tony, who told me of Dr. Steiner and I went down. Now I can dance, dance, wherever I may be - I am the lord of the dance you see. Tony and I are even planning a tour of the Middle East to show the Arabs what we can do. Thank you Dr Steiner!
J. O'Moore I was fortunate that I could already dance - my spins were often commented on. I recently decided that I should concentrate on more moves and have enrolled with Dr. Steiner. Already I have seen dramatic changes in my work! And I think more clearly, too! NO MORE WORRIES! I can see clearly now - the rain has gone, I can see all obstacles in my way.
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YOU TOO CAN BENEFIT FROM Dr. STEINER'S METHOD!
BOOK NOW FOR YOUR TRIAL LESSON BUT DO IT QUICKLY - WE ARE ALWAYS BUSY! Only $60,000,000
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at 1413 888th Street, New York
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